Me when I realize everyone is gone.

whatshouldwecallstudentaffairs:

danieldempsey:

My dude straight loving him some nsync.

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sodamnrelatable:

omg my mom just came into my room and told me that I’m spending too much time on the internet so she told me “I’m sorry I have to do this but its for your own good…” and then she proceeded to delete the internet explorer icon from my desktop I’m laughing so hard I’m gonna pee myself omfg 

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attains:

attains:

if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS

my mom made me go to a therapist because of this

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rabioheab:

i would never be able to be in the military because every time my sergeant yelled i would cry

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worldfamousprofessor:

spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”

contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?

moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”

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lesb1dn:

fagweed:

FUCK ONE DIRECTION

IM TRYING

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strokesofinsight:

truest thing ever.

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laurenwasplayingwithstickers:

sansawiles:

robinrealhood:

welcome to the uk where there’s currently a national debate on how people use their toilet paper

Why is there a dog in the middle?

Its the andrex puppy you barbarian

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